Not the breach, the ditch.

Momwatch 2013: Me: "Mom are you alright? The Trooper said the car was in a ditch."
Mom: "Yes I know."
Me: "Where were you headed?"
Mom: "Into a ditch, obviously."
Me: "Obviously."
Mom: "Where are you?"
Me: "Home, in PA."
Mom: "What are you doing in Pennsylvania?"
Me: "Mom ... what's my husband's name?"
Mom: "Ummmmmm. Errrrr. Huh."
Me: "Put the doctor back on the phone Ma."