Vignettes

These are actual quotes from last night with my children:

"There will be no making an Aztec sacrifice of your brother right after dinner.  That's rude."

"Why is this laundry hamper set up as a box trap for the baby?"

"Yes honey, I agree that Vlad the Impaler was an "influential person" of the 15th Century, but I can understand why your Social Studies teacher won't let you do a report on him. ... No, I don't know where my book on the Black Death is, try the garage."

I am quite proud of my handiwork. ;)